Clearly we already came up with the solution when metonymy alerted me to the existence of this video:

the_lady_lily (22:08:50): i too WANT ONE
metonymy (22:11:01): everybody does
metonymy (22:11:06): we need to start a letter-writing campaign
metonymy (22:11:23): "dear genetic engineers: cloned baby polar bears that stay babies. get to work, stat."
the_lady_lily(22:12:34): heh. 'and do a couple that don't stay babies so we can do something about the species extinction too'
the_lady_lily (22:12:46): he is so sweet bumbling around on his little legs!
metonymy (22:12:57): he really is
metonymy (22:13:01): and in the bath?
the_lady_lily (22:13:13): swishing around like a cheerful small polar thingie!
the_lady_lily (22:13:15): am in love.